Evil Queen of Varisia

Next up in the Evil Queens of Golarion: Varisia. Specifically, the Varisians, since Varisia is home to many ethnicities.

varisiaI’m less confident in this choice than in the others. This has an actual sihedron right there in front. Well, almost.  The sihedron has seven points and this has eight, but it’s so close. It also has a light, airy, boho feel that seems very Varisian to me, even though I wish it was more colourful.  It doesn’t give me a sense of power, though.  You couldn’t sweep into a room and command attention wearing this.  It’s more of a “chaotic good member of autonomous collective” dress, rather than full out “evil queen” dress.

sihedron

Sihedron Rune, for comparison

The dress is from Alexander McQueen’s Fall 2014 collection. He’s one of my favorite designers, and once said that he wanted people to be afraid of the woman he dresses. So there will be a lot of McQueen in the Evil Queens of Galorion.

 

Evil Queen of the Tengu

This one was a no brainer:

Queen of the tengu, (Pathfinder’s bird people).

Queen of the TenguI would make this cloak from the plumage of my vanquished foes, and in it I would command the fear and respect of my people… birds… whatever.

I usually use the runway shots, but when I saw this picture of Fan Bing Bing on Tom and Lorenzo, I knew she had to represent my Tengu Queen.

The dress is by George Chakra, and I just  discovered him through this picture.  Looking at his Couture Collections, it seems like he designs exclusively for the Evil Queens of Golarion.  (Please Paizo, in the name of Shelyn make that book happen.  Extra love for making a paper doll book!)

New Blog Feature

I’m adding a new topic called “What I Would Wear if I was the Evil Queen (or Empyreal Lord) of X”

I love the runway shows that are on the more ridiculous side and less practical.  Every now and then, I’ll see a piece in a show that makes me think, “When I Become Evil Queen of the Universe, that’s what I’ll wear”  (Assuming that my ascension to Evil Queendom also includes a 6-foot skeleton and single digit BMI.)

First Region: Cheliax. (Yes, I realize the job is taken)

Thom Brown

Georges Hobeika

I couldn’t choose just one. Luckily being Evil Queen of Cheliax means you don’t have to choose!

The black and white is from Thom Brown‘s Fall 2014 Ready to Wear collection. The red is from Georges Hobeika‘s Fall 2013 Couture Collection.

They each have one of Cheliax’s signature colours, red and black and look sufficiently strong and beautiful.

Kimlé

(Lying on the couch, drinking excellent coffee, staring out the window at the rain, writing about imaginary fabric in an imaginary world, until I leave for my Pathfinder game. Today may be perfect)

As far as I can tell, kimlé gets its first mention in the Inner Sea Gods book.  It is described in the section on the clothing of Gozreh‘s worshipers:  “… at least one garment is usually made of kimlé, a linen-like cloth made of a sea plant the church cultivates.”  Sean K Reynolds et al (2014). Inner Sea Gods, p 73. Paizo, Inc.

There’s so much in that one sentence, and my game doesn’t start for hours, so here goes.

Cleric of Gozreh

Cleric of Gozreh

Gozreh (in a nutshell) [digression: great, now I’m imagining that like the picture of Venus on the half shell]: a god of nature, sea, and weather and is depicted as either male or female, depending on the context.

“at least one garment” & “the church cultivates”:  This implies that kimlé may not be readily available, and is specifically cultivated for liturgical garb.

“linen-like cloth”: This presumably means it is a bast fibre, like linen and ramie. [digression: also stinging nettles which explains The Wild Swans by Hans Christian Anderson.  I never understood the mechanics of making nettles into fabric.] Bast fibres are the inner bark of plants, softened (mechanically or chemically) and spun into yarn to be woven (or knit) into fabric.  Bast fibres share several properties which distinguish them from cotton.  Bast fibres are stronger and don’t pill. They also feel cool to the touch and absorb moisture without feeling wet (very useful if you’re worshiping a sea goddess).  However, they can be coarse (depending on the internal shape of the plant) but get softer with use.

“sea plant”:  The natural colour of of linen is light brown, or um…. “linen”.  I’d like to imagine that the green in the cleric’s robes shown is the natural, unbleached state of kimlé.

One thing not mentioned in the sentence is name of the plant that produces kimlé.  English has a long tradition of using different words for the finished product and source material, eg: cattle vs beef, sheep vs mutton, flax vs linen. (The Norman Invasion is responsible for most of that, but this is the Fashions of Golarion, not the Languages of Golarion.) So does kimlé come from the kimlé plant, or some other plant?

There is (at least) one magic item made of kimlé and another that should be (and is, as of now, in my game version of Golarion).  The Kimlé Coat (Inner Sea Gods, pg 252) helps with swimming and water breathing.  The Featherscale Cloak (Inner Sea Gods, pg 264) does all kinds of neat bird- and fish-related things (including shape shifting), but is described as “heavy linen”.

 

Holy Cow

Today’s word is “mozzetta” (Tomorrow’s will be: “kimlé”)

I’ve been reading (the important parts of) Inner Sea Gods. Each of the 20 main Golarion gods gets a paragraph or two about their temples.  And (more importantly) the fashions favored by their followers, both liturgical and secular.  I got about half way through (to Nethys) when the craziest thing happened: I learned a new fashion word — mozzetta. *sigh* Schooled in fashion vocabulary by an RPG book.  I feel shame as a free action.  Do I have to turn in my fashion card?

I was obviously distraught, because later the same day I ran the Erylium encounter in “Rise of the Runelords”, and every single PC survived. To add insult to injury, they weren’t even interested in the silk dress they found.  What’s a tiny creature doing with a medium sized dress? (In this case, she was using it as a nest)  Where did she get it?  This could be the biggest Fashion Mystery in Sandpoint since Father Zantus’s turtleneck!

Speaking of, I told one of my players about learning a new word, and without missing a beat she asked, “Does it mean ‘anachronistic blue turtleneck’?”.

Unrelatedly, wanna see a picture of a cow wearing a mozzetta?  F. Wesley Schneider has one.  That’s gotta be a mozzetta, right?  I kind of hope they don’t correct it so my witch can get a robe that comes with a stylish, bovine animal companion.